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Stop being a pussy, throw that god damn pink sweater away and stop crying over everything. 

Eating disorders aren’t worth it.

Enjoy your 3 close school friends while you can, they’re all three going to move away at the same exact time during middle school, leaving high school to absolutely suck. and boy is it going to suck a lot for a while just try to tough it out. So you can stop fucking bawling all the time, you’ll live gdi. 6_9

Draw everyday. Stop dreaming about being a manga artist, you’re American, dream about being a comic artist. You’re going to meet a really amazing boy whose going to grow up into an amazing man, and he’s going to prove that he loves you every step of the way. Just because your mom doesn’t have much in common with you doesn’t mean you don’t love the shit out of her. You will cut your hair off, and you’ll like it. Stop wearing all that baggy black shit, color is good for you. Your a good artist, there will always be better but that’s not the point and it never will be.

Stop watching Naruto— expand! Look past the anime and manga. Go farther. Drop those “how to draw anime” books— look at comic books or art books! Draw what you see. 

Try not to cry as much. I know you’re sensitive, but be strong! Tears don’t fix everything.

Oh, and that cruise you go on? Enjoy the hell out of it.

You thought elementary school was annoying? WAIT UNTIL MIDDLE AND HIGH SCHOOL. Especially middle. Kids there are huge assholes. Though you’ll start out at one school and transfer to a new one after a few months, you’ll never regret it, for you’ll make great friends at this new school, including your very best friend. Cherish those moments in the computer lab, goofing off in front of the cameras on the Mac computers with her. You’ll remember those forever. C:

What the hell are you doing? Don’t trade Mario Kart DS in, you dumbf- Holy crap, did you just get rid of your Pokemon Sapphire for the FIFTH TIME? Dummy smacks. Hold up, what are you doing? Don’t blow all your money on all those toys and trinkets, at least save a LITTLE for commissions! Woah, what the- No no no, little one. Your drawings suck. Here, let me teach you. OH, YOU THINK SHE’S SO COOL? WAIT UNTIL YOU’RE MY AGE. YOU’LL WISH YOU’D NEVER MET HER.

Get your head together. Please, think things through. And don’t trust your dad, he’s a bitch.

Don’t let yourself get pushed around by others. People will soon make fun of you just for trying to be friends with you. Don’t let it get you down. When mom and dad divorce please don’t cry.. Try not to be upset when great grandma dies, and as you get older, please don’t do anything stupid. Be yourself. Don’t take anyone’s crap and always have confidence in yourself. Don’t allow yourself to be bullied or beat up again, but don’t fight back. Kill them with kindness. There’s no need to cry. The only friends you need on the playground are the squirrels. Everyone at that school sucks. Find out who you really are and stay yourself no matter what. Stay close to dad, stop letting mom hurt you. If dad yells, don’t cry. He’s only protecting you. Mom will hurt you, but be strong. It will get better when you’re older, I promise.

Bro, I’m sorry, but you’re not Harry Potter.

The word is “transgender.” And you don’t grow much more. And your skin will forever be like that. And meet a nice gay boy to be friends with.

People will like you soon enough. Just go to cons, don’t be a weeaboo, and don’t forget to go to pchats. And you know what, just start sitting with your feet up in history classes. Trust me.

Try to simmer down a little. Being hyper and having a lot of energy is good but channel some of that mojo into something else. Expand your horizons. Read more books and watch more shows. Guys may not look at you and you may not turn heads, but they are probably not good for you anyway or aren’t Mr. Right. Watch out for creeps. Speaking of which, don’t answer your “friend” that you haven’t seen since second grade! He WILL stalk you and call you! One day, you will find friends who actually do like you for being you. Also, please don’t be a weeaboo…please…it’s not really cute…And always be yourself.

Please tell me you’re still a Sherlockian because if you’re not, what’s the point anymore? You’ve met Mila, right? You’re living in London with Deanna in a flat and you ARE a psychologist, right? Stop being so hyperactive. People don’t like that. According to them, anyways. Yes, that includes reciting the Pandorica speech very loudly in public. People don’t like that. Have you travelled with The Doctor yet? And met John Finnemore? Remember; No one cares if you’re sad so might as well be happy. Good luck. ♥

I know you’re afraid, that’s all you ever do these years until you’re 12; and you know what? That’s why we won’t remember shit about them. Stop being afraid, pain is in your mind, and you know how terrible the emotional kind can be. It will take you years, but you are smart and amazing, and you will get through it all. You will be perfect, you will be beautiful, intelligent, fun, happy, and you will finally love yourself as you are. Don’t worry, you will be a lucky fucker, have a great life, amazing friends, beautiful guys at your disposition, incredible experiences and opportunities in your future… Just stop being afraid. That’s the only thing keeping you from your happiness. Let it go, shit will happen, and you will get to be strong enough to not give a fuck about it; you’ll be that awesome. 

If I could tell myself more, I’d suggest to keep an eye on an opening under the bed. It’s the best place to hide the liqueur and weed. Oh and don’t be such a sloth, have the balls to go to the school to get yourself unregistered.

keep playing violin. You’ll be a beast by the time you’re in high school. Oh, and take up guitar.

[SERIOUSLY though I regret quitting violin soo badly.]

[10 year old self? Oh, perfect]

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me. I once was lost, but now I’m found. Was blind, but now I see.

Don’t let go of her. Keep her close, keep her very close. Don’t listen to people that tell you to give her up after a few weeks—take all the time you need.

It gets better

EAT HEALTHY AND DON’T BE STUPID

Also, that man you love dies. Tell him you love him before that happens.

Hey honey, how are you?

I know you don’t like going to school and you wish Mommy was at home more, but guess what? You are loved and the future is really nice. I promise.

I love you. Stay strong.

Give mom a hug and a kiss for me okay?

I know that right now is really dificult for you… all these changes and all, I know how much you miss your friends and your family from home, but you have to open yourself here with these new people, that would make things easier. Don’t let anyone to makes you feel down, ok? give lots of love to the family, they will ALWAYS be with you… no matter what happens or how worst things will come to you, they’ll never leave you alone with your problems…Think before you speak… and I think that’s all… let me give you a hug. It always help… and you’ll need a lot of hugs…. everything will be all right. now take care of yourself :) 

(( … lo sé, pero me fue más fácil expresarme en inglés x_x en español siempre soy muy awkward… ))

You are loved. Never forget that.

Hey, old self. Try to open up always with mom and dad ‘specially when you’re going through the elem days and high school. And don’t use the computer as one of your escapes, listen to your parents because I’ve discovered just now that they’re doing this for your own good. (And also.. pray.)

And don’t let those anyone’s insults /remember that you’re not worthless for being deaf/and isolated feeling get to you that easily. Remember that you don’t have to be with others with groups just to feel ‘happiness’ which is temporary and gonna give you so much disappointments and cherish those people who would stay around in your life cos I know how you hate feeling so alone.

And lastly, try to be optimistic and smile alot because you’re lucky for what you have. 

In 5 years, you’d be 15. 

Enjoy your childhood while you can. Don’t try to grow old too fast. And most of all, GUARD YOUR HEART

Go to private school. Leave your “friends.” They’re not worth it.

just know that you are going to be a beautiful person soon
and don’t try to be like your older sister, try to be like your younger one

note to self: buy more shoes

theres nothing like being in your first relationship with someone who has had many previous relationships to understand that you are not in fact special in the slightest sense of the word